Meet the Treehuggers of 2008

A Liberals letter to Sen. Obama

Dear Messiah,

I am excited that you will be President soon. I have full faith that you and
the Democrats in Congress will go after Big Oil, Big Pharma companies, evil
rich Republicans. I know you will hunt down members of the Bush
administration officials and round them up and put them on a show trial and
send them to a place worse then jail.

How ever I think you have forgotten one group those evil plumbers. Messiah I
don’t think you know how expensive plumbers. The other day I paid a plumber
300 to unstop my kitchen drain. That’s a lot of money why should I pay 300
to unstop a sink drain. I know you agree with me when I say, plumbing isn’t
a privilege it’s a right for all Americans.

Please Messiah, if you would target big plumbing as well. My wife and I are
people of limited means, we only make a $500,000.00 as you know we are
Progressive Democrats which means $500,000.00 a year isn’t a lot of money.
It’s pails in comparison to what my neighbor who works for Halliburton, and
has two SUVs. While we have two SUVs as well but we do own a Toyota Prius
and we buy carbon offsets, unlike my neighbor who works for Halliburton.
Unlike my neighbor who works for Halliburton, I am a trial attorney and we
sue churches and defend NAZI’s rights to march in public, yea you guessed it
am a proud card carrying member of the ACLU like yourself. My wife is a
public school teacher, Amy wanted to let you know she enjoys failing
Conservative kids in her class.

All the best Messiah I know you are a busy man.

All the best

Joe and Amy Treehugger

This would all be funny, if it weren’t so true. Joe and Amy Treehugger,
aren’t real but they are a representation of every Bush hating liberal. It
is sad that most liberals. Liberals have distain hatred of Conservatives and
Traditional values. The fact they when all else fails in attacks on Sen.
McCain they go to the age issue.

thanks to Andrew Chruchill (originally posted on)
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